Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Dominatrix Candidate

Sarah Palin wants to discipline us all with a whip.

The naughty dominatrix is making John look mighty like he swallowed a canary and making Cindy look old. Cindy is starting to look like granny with platinum hair. I love Palin's habit of surging forward and slamming her arm out to point or shake hands with a well wisher, and nearly smacking whoever is walking beside her--could be John, could be Cindy.

15 comments:

Linda Sama said...

I really think we're fucking doomed.

Utah Savage said...

Sadly I have to agree. It's looking more and more like whitey doesn't want a "colored" family living in their White House.

Ghost Dansing said...
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Ghost Dansing said...

i've been way too grumpy...... Utah, you gotta' see this!
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Beach Bum said...

Who would have ever thought Cheney could be outdone? Linda is right, we are doomed.

DivaJood said...

Perhaps we should learn to hunt Caribu whilst wearing high heels and a mini-skirt.

Non, Je ne regrette rien said...

guess I got out while the getting is good. Now then, Utah, I want you to promise me you will watch one thing other than political sewage today. A classic film, a documentary - ANYTHING. Find a french film, watch it and think of me.

I think this shit fucks with people's brains. And your brain is precious to me. I know, selfish bitch aren't I?

Linda Sama said...

hey, sis -- you might like some little feat songs on my playlist over at AHC --

and I'm sick of this palin shit, going to answer your meme manana...

take care

Utah Savage said...

I know this Palin crap is rotting my brain. And tomorrow I go to the hole in the heart doctor. I'm scared on so many levels.

Big Yellow Forehead said...

Cindy is STARTING to look like grandma... umm... Starting? Blah. Sarah Palin gives me diarrhea (and I refuse to add her name to the dictionary on my computer. I have a feeling I won't be typing her name much more.)

Randal Graves said...

I don't know about that, BB. Does Sarah eat live human babies like Unka Dick? I doubt it.

Hope the hole doctor gig goes (did go? is going? will go?) well.

Naj said...

Who's Sarah Palin?!

I have learned, from EAAARLY age, to stay away from women who grind their teeth and compress their chin, and speak with a contracted grin :)

dguzman said...

She's a freak, and Amurka loves her.

Utah Savage said...

Randal thanks for asking. And I'm sure you know this much about me--I'll be blogging about the hole in the heart doctor. I hope to talk politics with him. TeeHee

Bigyf, so glad to have you weigh in. Blah is right. She is obsessing me. I keep seeing the ambitious little pitt bull in her and I'm scared. Though I do know several dogs of the pitt bull persuasion and they don't scare me. But a woman who refers to herself as a pitt bull in lipstick scares me.

Dguzman, exactly! That's what scares me.

Border Explorer said...

Dominatrix--love it. Perfect! That explains it. Pure genius, Utah.