Friday, March 6, 2009

These Are a Few Of My Favorite Men

I have probably embarrassed a few of you with my shameless crushes. In some cases I'm probably lucky you didn't take out a restraining order against me. I love funny men and some of your are very funny. I love smart and serious men too, just because you're funny doesn't mean you aren't smart and serious too. Some of you have stopped visiting me. I understand. If I were you, I'd probably stop visiting me too. I know I'm not everybody's cup of tea. But you are mine. So here goes. Your placement on this list does not indicate how much I love/like/admire/fear you. (You all thrill me in one way or another.) It's just the workings of a disordered mind. If you know I love you and you're not on this list--speak up. I can't remember every man I ever had sex with, let alone every man I've ever had a crush on.
Phillip
Tengrain
Randal
Unconventional Conventionist
MrMacrum
Jon Swift
Vigilante
MadMike
Beach
Steve Emery
Kulkuri
James
Okjimm
Bubs
DCap
Dr Zaius
Bob
Kevin
Ghost
Pidomon
Wee Mousie
The White House Plumber
Mathman
Boukman
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstern
thepoetryman
Paul Krugman
DrugMonkey
Andrew Malcolm
The Cunning Runt
Dadda
Darkblack
Jazzlog
IlliterateElectorate
Simestone
Gary
SnuffDoggyDog
Nihil Obstat
DaveDubya
The Station Agent