Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Poo Pie

It's lets get dirty time in the political cycle. The Republicans are calling Obama names: Socialist, Communist, Liberal... Oh the horror! I just saw a clip of a campaign stop for McCain with him saying "Obama wants to take your slice of the pie and give it to someone else". Boo! Hiss! Boo! "I want to grow the pie." Grow the Pie? You dumb old fart, you think pie grows? Ask any woman in small town America, the real America, the America of real Americans who are like you, how to grow a pie and she will bust up laughing. A pie gets made. And before a pie gets made someone has to earn the money to buy the ingredients, which probably entails a shopping trip, which requires gas for the car, assuming that the Repo-man hasn't already repo'ed it. But once all the ingredients are assembled, someone with a certain skill in pie making will have to put that pie together, bake it in an oven, using either electricity or gas to heat it. Then that pie will disappear faster than it could ever be put together. Turn your back for an instant and that pie will disappear into the mouths of all pie lovers in close proximity to that freshly baked pie. But I think that MCCain and Palin are assembling a poo pie, and it does seem to be growing. John Sydney doesn't like to lose, though he ought to be used to it by now. But since it all seems to be slipping away, he and his Killa from Wasilla are getting ready for some poo-pie flinging. Duck!!! Incoming!

13 comments:

Dusty said...

Fuck me, that's some kind o run on paragraph...

But I like it.

Bless you woman. ;)

putting it on Sirens

Kulkuri said...

A skilled baker can make a pie bigger, then it's a matter of how the pie is cut into pieces and who gets what piece. When they talk about growing pies and manufacturing marijuana, it makes you wonder if they know what they are talking about??

Randal Graves said...

Now I'm hungry.

Time to go hunting for pies cooling on windowsills.

DivaJood said...

At least it's not moose turd pie.

Utah Savage said...

Poo's poo, I didn't not say it was moose-turd pie.

Ingrid said...

poo pie shpoo pie. I tagged you over at my blog so come check it out, I think you'll be game (nothing 'schticky')..

Ingrid

Utah Savage said...

But can it be vulgar, Ingrid? I have never looked at Craig's List. It's funny? Who knew?

Liberality said...

I say let's throw that poo pie in their face come this November!

Dr. Zaius said...

Pie? Did someone say something about pie? Two slices, please!

Utah Savage said...

I'm now officially following in the steps of the great furry one. Oh the honor.

an average patriot said...

I am so sick of the lying and the picking choosing and twisting of words to make a joke about and ridicule Obama and Biden!
Obama draws 100,000 to his rallies and Mcasshole only a couple of thousand. Paling draws 10,000 to listen to Palin's lies but to see the $150,00 of clothes they are buying her!

Ingrid said...

Dearest Utah..I hear you..too many words to write, too many blogs to attend..how's this; save it for after the election.. (I actually saw a funny political one on the craigslist, 'the best of craigslist' is in the left hand sidebar and you wouldn't believe some of the very raunchy ones (vulgar, raunchy,daring, you name it).. I figured you'd enjoy it. Seriously, I'm not big on Craigslist until I found out about the 'best of'.. sometimes, SOMEtimes, I just need a break of it all..
hugs

Ingrid

Beach Bum said...

Both McCain and Palin are getting ready to find a whole lot of poo coming down on their heads. Came down with some sort of crappy virus and have been confined to the couch since the weekend. But when I heard Palin on TV try and explain what the VP does I swear I thought it was Tina Fey doing a skit. When I understood it was really Palin my head started swimming again.