Tuesday, December 2, 2008

A Simple Meme I Found At Mathman's Last Night

1. Five names you go by:
A. Piglet
B. Judy, Judy, Judy
C. Peg
D. Margaret
E. That savage bitch!!!

2. Three things you are wearing right now:
A. black thong
B. black lace bustier
C. steel toed construction boots, if they come in black.
Oh, this is supposed to be about what I'm really wearing? How boring. I have on 7 articles of clothing, all grey. I slept in this get-up last night, have worn it all day, and will sleep in it again tonight. Would you like a description of the food stains?

3. Two things you want very badly at the moment:
A. A few million dollars so I could bail out my friends
B. Pie

4. Three people who will probably fill this out:
A. Gail
B. LeeAnn
C. Linda (No pressure, whenever you feel like it, and it won't hurt anyone's feelings if you're not up to it or are too busy. I didn't get to be called That Savage Bitch without developing a callused hide. I can handle rejection. Unless Phillip is the one rejecting me. That I could not handle).

5. Two things you did last night:
A. Shredded my mother's paper life
B. Shredded my sordid past

6. Two things you ate today:
A. Ham
B. eggs

7. Two people you last talked to on the phone:
A. They'd have to kill me if I told you their names

8. Two things you are going to do tomorrow:
A. Go to the doctor to have my clotting factor tested
B. Grocery shop

9. Two longest car rides:
A. From New York to Salt Lake
B. Five minutes in a car going anywhere with my mother

10. Two of your favorite beverages:
A. A home-made latte
B. Earl Grey Tea, with sugar and milk

11 comments:

Mongol Drongo said...

Hey Trollmeister:

Just another of those Catlady blogs. Abysmally low Cuss-O-Meter score. A lot of low grade hogwash seasoned with a generous portion of banality. Watch out for the spybots. A marginal candidate for the Trollblague, and then only during a slow month.

Final Rating: Nichts speziell!

Regards

Randal Graves said...

All hail ham and eggs. What kind of pie though? Pumpkin, apple, cherry, peach, rhubarb?

SaoirseDaily2 said...

Rhubarb custard pie is my favorite. But cherry or black bottom would do also. Have a worry-free day, if possible.

Gail said...

OK HERE I AM! READY TO ANSWER.

1- FIVE NAMES: GAIL, GIMPY, GAE, GAYS, GIMPY-GAYS (my Dad nic-named me Gimpy when I broke my ankle, he said I gimped not limped) :-)

2- THREE THINGS I AM WEARING - SPORTS BRA-WHITE, PINK UNDERWEAR, A PURPLE VELOUR LOUNGING OUTFIT

3- TWO THINGS I WANT BADLY - TO BE CURED OF M S, FOR MY DAUGHTER TO COME TO TRULY LOVE HERSELF

4- THREE WHO WHO FILL THIS OUT - KEVIN, ? ?

5 - TWO THINGS I DID LAST NIGHT - DECORATED OUR TREE, HAD DINNER WITH MY DAUGHTER, HER SON AND MY HUSBAND. FINALLY THE LAST OF THE FREAKING TURKEY. AMEN.

6 - TWO THINGS I ATE TODAY - EGG AND TOAST

7 - TWO PEOPLE I LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE - MY MOM, MY FRIEND ROSANN

8 - TWO THINGS I PLAN TO DO TOMORROW - BEGIN TO WRITE CHRISTMAS CARDS, DO MY BALANCING AND STRENGTHENING EXERCISES.

9 - TWO LONGEST CAR RIDES - FROM CT TO FLORIDA, AND FROM CT TO MONTREAL, CANADA

10 - 2 FAVORITE BEVERAGES, SELTZER AND WINE (RED IN WINTER, WHITE IN THE SUMMER. :-)

Utah Savage said...

done in record time Gail, I'm impressed. I didn't have a stop watch, but I bet you beat the clock.

If pie would appear magically because I want it, I'd be happy with whatever pie it was. What kind of greed ass do you guys take me for.

Anonymous said...

Here's Your Answer:

Sing a song of sixpence,
a pocket full of rye.

Four and twenty blackbirds,
baked in a pie.


When the pie was opened,
the birds began to sing.

Wasn't that a dainty dish
to set before the king?


The king was in his counting house, counting out his money.

The queen was in the parlour,
eating bread and honey.

The maid was in the garden,
hanging out the clothes,

When down came a blackbird
and pecked off her nose!


There was such a commotion
that little Jenny wren
Flew down into the garden
and put it back again !

Nan said...

I'll just answer one: longest car ride -- the Sunday afternoon drives with my grandparents back when I was about 8 years old. I'd be wedged in the back seat between my mother and grandmother while the Old Man rode shotgun, chainsmoked Luckies, and (I learned many years later) fantasized about ways to wrest the steering wheel from his stepfather's hands, a sweet man who happened to be the world's worst driver. Apparently while I was busy getting carsick from the tobacco fumes the Old Man was visualizing sudden death around every curve.

DCup said...

What is it about ham and eggs?

linda said...

ok dear one....pretty soon and I am fairly certain you are the patient type! :)

Utah Savage said...

Absolutely. I am the patient one, and even if you won't do it it won't hurt my feelings or change my affection for you. I tag you because I'm fond of you, and want to know more.

Wordsmith said...

Pie is one of those things I, too, wish would just appear whenever I wished it, preferably pumpkin pie from Costco. Of course, rotating pies would be good....