Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

From Cal or Cal's Cat. I'm not sure, but thank you.

Admit it, he did give us a lot of laughs.
Farewell, George Bush
'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.' - George W. Bush
'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.' - George W. Bush
'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.' -George W. Bush
'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.' - George W. Bush
'The future will be better tomorrow.' - George W. Bush
'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.' - George W. Bush
'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.' - George W Bush
'We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to
Europe. We are a part of Europe ' - George W. Bush
'Public speaking is very easy.' - George W. Bush
'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.' - George W. Bush
'I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.' -George Bush
'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.' - George W. Bush
'For NASA, space is still a high priority.' -George W. Bush
'Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.' -George W. Bush
'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.' - George W. Bush



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8 comments:

susan said...

Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional,
There, the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original.
If it is, try playin' it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!

I'm not gonna miss him either :-)

Amos said...

And we gave him two terms. What were we thinking?
But then again we make millionaires out of the Sham Wow folks and we even call right now cause he don't have all day. Yeah were a smart bunch.

darkblack said...

Drunk, coddled and stupid is no way to go through an epoch, son.

;>)

Randal Graves said...

Oh, you all can't fool me, you're not even gonna miss him a wee bit? Bah. Maybe not when you're paying your bills or waiting in the emergency room or when the bank repossesses your house to sell to some dude from Yemen so the CEO can buy another ivory back scratcher, but when you're jonesing for a chuckle, you will.

That said, I still wouldn't mind kicking him and the rest of BushCo in the nuts about 72,446 times.

Naj said...

Without Bush, Obama will not have been possible!

America HAD to dip that low to raise this high ... this is historical inevitability!

Stella said...

This was the abbreviated Bushisms list, right?

Beach Bum said...

In twenty years we will look back on the Bush years and still be completely puzzled over how stupid we were letting him doing anything greater than a redneck county dog catcher.

Lisa said...

Blago tried to fill the gap with cowboys and aristotle and mother teresa, but I think his run has ended. Thank goodness.