Thursday, February 5, 2009

Dickhead in a Wheel Chair

What I want to know is, what he was really doing that made this kind of apparent helplessness possible? How can we assist in making sure this injury puts him in the home until we can put him in the big house where he can regale his fellow inmates with tales of the time he water-boarded that friend of his who apologized for getting his face in the way of Dick's shotgun? And who is the poor woman in attendance? How helpless he looks. Smacking his gums together. Waiting for her to put his foot rest down. What a prick. Shut the fuck up Dick. We don't want to hear what you think. We just want to watch you wither and die, you evil old bastard.

10 comments:

PENolan said...

We may be waiting a while for Dick to Die, as this YouTube slip shows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnGROEPQf3I

MRMacrum said...

Certainly is a different perspective than what many on the other side are saying. No one it seems is nuetral about Mr. Cheney.

Cheney's recent comments regarding Obama really piss me off. Most of the time outgoing administrations have enough class to keep their opinions to themselves in order to give the new president some breathing room. Apparently Mr Cheney has no class. Starts in with the fear mongering as soon as possible.

One thing though about him. Calling someone a dickhead is often just calling them a dickhead. Calling Mr Cheney a dickhead though is actually describing him very accurately.

Kulkuri said...

A dickhead has some uses, Cheney is a hemorrhoid. Cheney has never had any class and never will. He should have to spend every dime he has on lawyers to defend him against war crimes and then spent the rest of his miserable life in a small cell with Leroy or KaShawn.

Utah Savage said...

I didn't intend to go easy on Cheney--I have loathed that bastard for a very long time. PENolan, I will search You Tube for every more heinous Cheney material--it shouldn't be hard to find.

MRMacrum, it was Cheney's raspy whispered criticism of Obama that set me off.

Kulkuri, You're right, Dickhead is not nearly hard enough on him. Hemorrhoid is much more apt.

Randal Graves said...

I really wish someone would've gone Frank Drebin on the fucker.

La Belette Rouge said...

Did you see John Stewart yesterday? He now is calling any segment about Cheney "Why are you such a dick?"

Stella said...

Perfect post! Sorry, Utah, the video is no longer available, but there are plenty more. PENolan, the clip is great. Bush: zombies eat brains instead of U.S. beef!

Stella said...

One more. How did Dick Cheney hurt his back? He bent over the shredder too long.

8-O

fudgelady said...

Utah, don't hold back -- tell us how you really feel! :-)

Seriously -- great blog! (I found you via Giggles.)

jazzolog said...

Frank Rich said the wheelchaired one looked like Mr. Potter, from It's A Wonderful Life.