Friday, March 13, 2009

Orin Hatch, My Wingnut



Orin has been following Boehner's lead on the Mantan. He looks to be catching up with Boehner. By Summer they'll both be blacker than Obama. I've sent Orin a few hundred emails and he always answers with a letter telling me what he's doing that I don't like is what he's doing anyway. It's a form letter, I'm sure. I'd almost rather he just emailed me back with a cheery "Go Fuck Yourself!"

Orin used to be a pasty faced slight man with a lisping manner of speech. Now the lisping speech is just a bit manlier. Is this more of the Boehner influence? "Man Up!" Orin has even bulked up a bit.

I used to have fantasies that Orin would be discovered buggering a very underaged male page. A woman can dream, can't she. I'm almost certain that Orin is a very repressed and in the closet gay man, but we'll probably never know for sure.

I just watched Orin be interviewed by Andrea Mitchell about the budget. He was talking about how this taxing of "small" businesses would drive them overseas. Then he gave the example of one of his buddies with a pharmaceutical company getting ready to move to Switzerland. Did you say small businesses? Orin you are so full of shit. Everytime you open your mouth on TV you embarrass the whole state of Utah. Too bad the whole state of Utah doesn't know it.

15 comments:

Randal Graves said...

Wasn't Mantan an album by Golden Earring?*

Personally, I know hundreds of small business owners, unable to compete in the States, pack up their storefronts, inventory, spouse, kids, dog and stuff and move to better business conditions overseas. Happens every day.

Oh, let us know if any magical underpantsers spontaneously combust after that HBO show reveals their darkest, deepest temple secrets.

*before any other fellow smartassed yokel says that it was Moontan, I know. I also know that wasn't a very comical joke but I don't care.

Utah Savage said...

Randal your statement about knowing small business owners moving overseas is of interest to me. Can you elaborate? How small? What kind? Where are they moving?

sunshine said...

Hmmm... I think that I kinda like the sound of the guy he's telling the story about in this clip.
Almost as bad as me (back in the day) when I'd walk out the front door of the Catholic church and light up a smoke. It's true. I was a rebel...
I'm definatly on "The Lord's shit list". Though I AM trying very hard not to be these days... :)

And Randal.. I thought it was a very funny joke.

(((Hugs))) Laura

Utah Savage said...

I didn't listen to the clip, I just found one that wasn't too long to show how Orin has changed his manly mojo to match the trend among the wingnut men in the Senate who are going to the spray on tan centers to get all ethnic looking so they can compete with the groovilisiousness of Obama. I just assumed that Orin was talking shit, since he usually does.

Amos said...

HOLY CRAP! ORIN SAID SHIT!

Pyzahn said...

Am I the only one who remembers the product -- Man Tan? I swear it was the first quick tanning lotion, except that it was more of a liquid. I was just a wee think, but it hit the stores prior to QT (Quick Tan, not Quick Trip).

Sorry you're stuck with Orin. But for too long a time my Governor was Ashcraft before he started taking away civil liberties as Atty Gen'l.

Utah Savage said...

Pyzahn you have my condolences. This tanning of the Republican Senators is most curious.

Nan said...

He's not turning black, more a very strange shade of orange, like a white-haired carrot.

themom said...

The "man-tan" appears to be contagious. They may have to set up a new alarm system in D.C., maybe it is coming in the mail!! Sorry you are burdened with Hatch, but he has to belong....somewhere.

MRMacrum said...

Maybe if the "small businesses" the Right seem to love all move out, the term small business might actually mean something.

Beach Bum said...

"Its the Lord's shit list and you all are on it."
I guess you had to be there.

But as far as Orin being a closeted gay man and an embarrassment to Utah, well I'd have to debate with you about South Carolina's two senators. Lindsey swoons at those famous McCain family BBQ's while standing beside John when he is at the grill rolling the weenies. And as far as our other senator, Jim DeMint, well lets just say you could a rock in his office chair behind his desk without a noticeable decline in work.

Lulu Maude said...

Yep, I'm moving my cozy little coffee shop overseas. And the old man will pack up his muffler franchise and do the same.

Hatch is so far out of touch he doesn't even know what a small business is.

Utah Savage said...

Lulu Maude, welcome to my world. Thanks for that very smart comment.

Madam Z said...

To me, one of the oddest things about "white" Americans is how they worship brown skin if it is artificial, but despise it if it is natural! Orrin Hatch's artificially brown face makes him look even stupider than he is. I wonder if tanning salons will be some of the "small businesses" that are moving to Mexico and other third world countries. They'd be a real hit there!

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

A family of four living in Boston making $250,000 a year. This is a segment of the population that Obama terms "the richest Americans"? Apparently.