Friday, June 5, 2009

This Little Piggy Went....

Oh my fucking god, I've just torn my toenail off. I have turned into my own torturer. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.....

13 comments:

Wait. What? said...

just the thought of it made me cringe! But Oh how nice the other piggies look next to the hurt one!

Utah Savage said...

The thing that hurts most is my vanity. I had only painted my toenails last week. Now I won't be able to have my toes looking half good until that damn toenail grows back in. And boy does a toe bleed when a nail gets ripped off. The pain ends long before the bleeding stops. But I am on blood-thinners. Maybe I needed a distraction.

Laura said...

Ewwwwwwww!!!!! Gross.
Did it bleed......?
Muah! (a kiss to make it feel better.)
((Hugs))
Laura

Laura said...

Okay.. I guess you answered my question while I was posting...

themom said...

OUCHIE!!! Been there - done that. They hurt like hell, for days. Being on blood thinners definitely does not help. Heal soon. **The other nine look super!

jmsjoin said...

Man that hurts Utah. So sorry about that. There is an easier way to remove nail polish you know. Just kidding, How the hell did you do that. You are going to find out how slow they really grow. I am a barefoot freak and have torn off a couple including my big toe. heal soon!

Utah Savage said...

I have a security door that functions as a screen door too. So I was trying to open it with my hands full and didn't quite get it open far enough & as I was squeezing into the opening it was closing on my toe. I jerked my foot back and it pulled my toenail off. This is the problem with having long second toes. They get in the way.

The Peach Tart said...

I think your feet look just fine...the pedicure looks good and like the polish...sorry about the toe nail though....I had that happen years ago and it takes a while to grow back and hurts like hell for about a week. Praying for a speedy recovery.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Was Pelosi briefed? She claims that she wasn't.

Utah Savage said...

Will. I just laughed loud and long. That was hilarious.

Randal Graves said...

I told you that jihad thing would come back to haunt you. Next time, toe the line.

Anonymous said...

That's gotta hurt...

Nice nail polish though...

The Lazy Iguana said...

So...did you discover that you actually hate America and knew all along that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction?