Thursday, August 27, 2009

To All My Crow Friends

9 comments:

Sherry said...

thanks.

Utah Savage said...

Sherry, I had no idea you too were a crow.

Gail said...

Hi Utah-

Heart warming and fascinating. Truly an "odd-couple" that had intention and purpose that made absolute sense to them.
Thanks for sharing this.

Love Gail
peace......

BBC said...

You won't see that very often and when that kitten gets older that crow may just become game to hunt.

I'm thinking that the crow is being sort of stupid to take up with a cat. Unless it is a family crow and grew with the cat I'm thinking it is screwed.

Cats have great claws and teeth, screw with it once to many times and piss it off and the crow becomes history.

And crows love to screw with other critters, I don't know why, they just like to screw with them.

Stella by Starlight said...

Nothing to do with crows--I can't get videos on this teeny computer. But I can find poetry. Seems like I picked a good time for this... a rollicking great poem, and I hope I don't offend.

*****************************

Fuck Me by Maggie Estep

FUCK ME
I'm all screwed up so
FUCK ME.

FUCK ME
and take out the garbage
feed the cat and FUCK ME
you can do it, I know you can.

FUCK ME
and theorize about
Sado Masochism's relationship
to classical philosophy
tell me how this stimulates
the fabric of most human relationships,
I love that kind of pointless intellectualism
so do it again and
FUCK ME.

Stop being logical
stop contemplating
the origins of evil
and the beauty of death
this is not a TV movie about Plato sex life,
this is FUCK ME
so FUCK ME

It's the pause that refreshes
just add water and
FUCK ME.

I wrote this
so I'd have a good excuse to say "FUCK ME"
over and over
and over
so I could get a lot of attention
and look, it worked!
So thank you
thank you
and fuck ME.

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I hope you're laughing as hard as I did. You find the most curious items cyber surfing...

Stella by Starlight said...

'm thinking that the BBC is stupid and negative to attempt writing relevant topics. Unless he grows some gray matter, I'm thinking he is a complete screwed up asshole unable to put a grammatical, well-written sentence together.

Crow said...

One day my friends and I will take over the world. It will be a better place for good people and all the animals.

Vigilante said...

I'm disappointed. I thought this thread was address to all Sheryl Crow
fans. (I'll leave, now....)

thelass said...

I needed this. Thank you.