Friday, March 6, 2009

These Are a Few Of My Favorite Men

I have probably embarrassed a few of you with my shameless crushes. In some cases I'm probably lucky you didn't take out a restraining order against me. I love funny men and some of your are very funny. I love smart and serious men too, just because you're funny doesn't mean you aren't smart and serious too. Some of you have stopped visiting me. I understand. If I were you, I'd probably stop visiting me too. I know I'm not everybody's cup of tea. But you are mine. So here goes. Your placement on this list does not indicate how much I love/like/admire/fear you. (You all thrill me in one way or another.) It's just the workings of a disordered mind. If you know I love you and you're not on this list--speak up. I can't remember every man I ever had sex with, let alone every man I've ever had a crush on.
Phillip
Tengrain
Randal
Unconventional Conventionist
MrMacrum
Jon Swift
Vigilante
MadMike
Beach
Steve Emery
Kulkuri
James
Okjimm
Bubs
DCap
Dr Zaius
Bob
Kevin
Ghost
Pidomon
Wee Mousie
The White House Plumber
Mathman
Boukman
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstern
thepoetryman
Paul Krugman
DrugMonkey
Andrew Malcolm
The Cunning Runt
Dadda
Darkblack
Jazzlog
IlliterateElectorate
Simestone
Gary
SnuffDoggyDog
Nihil Obstat
DaveDubya
The Station Agent

33 comments:

Mauigirl said...

Great list of men there! Well done.

Mathman6293 said...

I know you love me best. I just do.

Beach Bum said...

The crush is returned in mega-spades. If I had a million dollars and a the use of a private jet there is no one I rather take out to dinner and have a conversation with.
Things here at the house have been confusing and hectic. School projects for the kids, late nights at work for me, wife selling stuff on eBay, and a very frustrating short story that was consuming my free time and becoming something of an obsession kept me from spending as much time as I wanted blogging. So if my absence was noticed I apologize.
Everything else is good now except the story which I have put on the back burner.

Utah Savage said...

Mathman, what makes you so perceptive?

Beach, Thank you, I can't think of a better dinner date for my rich old woman's imagination to work on. I'm in the same boat with fiction. Stories are swirling around in my head, and before it gets too green outside and lures me into the epic Spring Yard Clean-up, I want to get something down--outlines, characters, a sentence here or there, something.

I had a party of the old girls talking about their acid days last night and smoking some California pharmaceutical smoke. It was hilarious and I must put the details down before they fade like a dream.

Tengrain said...

Thanks Utah! You are the bee's knees!

Regards,

Tengrain

boukman70 said...

I'm not sure if this compliment was for me or Folk (check the link), but I'll act like it was for me, blush appropriately, and thank you from the bottom of my heart. After all, who can beat what Beach Bum proposed? I was thinking Schlitz and a pizza.

Utah Savage said...

I've been craving Pizza lately.

MRMacrum said...

Hmm. I will admit I was lost in action there for awhile. Seems some attitude re-adjustment was needed. Life can just become too damn serious. But you know that. Thanks for the thumbs up. It is returned in Spades. Your intelligent in your face writing has caused me some discomfort at times. But a little discomfort is often just what we need to appreciate what we have.

Ghost Dansing said...

simple man

Lisa said...

You know MathMan says your name over and over in his sleep.

"Utah, Utah, Utah....."

It's quite soothing. And significantly better than soft snoring in my ear.

Utah Savage said...

Hi Ghost, You? Simple? I won't hear of it.

Lisa, Cyrus does the same thing. And it is soothing.

La Belette Rouge said...

You have made me aware of how few man-blogs I read. I only read four on a regular basis. Bad, me.

themom said...

I must read more of these men's blogs. Maybe I/they will develop equal crushes. Aren't you the lucky one???

Utah Savage said...

I do loves me some very good men.

darkblack said...

You like men? I thought you came out...Oh, you young people are so impetuous these days.

;>)

Utah Savage said...

Well, let's just call me bi for now.

Randal Graves said...

Thanks for having me keep such distinguished company. The check is in the mail.

Steve said...

thanks Utah
very clever of you to let Mathman thinks he the fave when we all know it's me!

Pido (now just Steve)

anita said...

that video cracks me up!!

Utah Savage said...

Stout hearted men is what we have hear. Men drinking stout, clinking glasses, shoulder to shoulder. Glad you like it Anita. I bet it especially appeals to Randal.

Bob said...

Awww, shucks.

Utah Savage said...

Bob, here, let me fill your glass.

Vigilante said...

I am extremely proud to have been included in such illustrious and notable personages!

Utah Savage said...

Vig you were my first, may you be my last.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Thanks!

Utah Savage said...

Dr. Monkey darling, your ever so welcome.

giggles said...

Amos is missing!! ;-)

Utah Savage said...

Amos doesn't have a blog anymore. If Amos were a real blogger I'd probably have included him. He and I are working on a friendship. We'll see how that works out. I really think I'm much too savage for Amos.

Amos said...

Hes back.

Dave Dubya said...

Utah,
You truly are a treasure and a treat to so many!

And to you, dear lady, I raise my glass of Guinness!

Steve Emery said...

Well this brightened my evening. Nothing quite like being admired by a lovely, intelligent, complex woman and put in such "stout hearted" company to make a man grin, blush, and just feel good all over. You ain't an easy one to please - so being on this list is a badge of honor. Thanks!

You need to go check out Phantsythat...

Kulkuri said...

Thanks, I shall raise a glass to that!!

thepoetryman said...

Utah,
Thank you, my dear. I am flattered.

Hope this finds you well and in good spirits.

Peace,
Mark