Saturday, September 18, 2010

Because of You, Christine O'Donnell...

I'd given up masturbation because of a lack of desire, but I'm now pledging to masturbate at least once a day as a protest of sorts.  Christine O'Donnell, it's all because of you!  If only you'd have claimed ice cream was the sweet sweet way to win your hoped for Senate seat, I'd be giving up ice cream instead of taking up masturbation.  Maybe the calories burned during masturbation will offset the calories consumed eating ice cream.

11 comments:

Jang-chub Ozer said...

forcing yourself will only take the fun out of it. ;)

Kayleigh said...

LOL -- this is absolutely priceless!

Ok, let me tell ya...I am so there w/you on the lack of desire. But you've now convinced me...this is a sacrifice I need to make for my country. It would be positively unpatriotic of me NOT to.

;P

Pagan Sphinx said...

I love the slogan on the button. hahaha

Mauigirl said...

I can think of worse ways to protest!

The Blog Fodder said...

Come again, US? CO'D's attitude beats me, but you've really got to hand it to her. I'd join Borowitz's protest march (http://www.borowitzreport.com) but crowds bother me. I'd just go off in a corner by myself.

AYATOLLAH TRUTHMENI 101 said...

If I ever get caught in the act I have a ready excuse thanks to you and Christine O'Donnell US. Thanks.

Lisa said...

You know what PeNolan says...smart girls diddle. Explains a lot about O'Donnell.

Rastamick61 said...

i like her voice, it's kinda sexy makes me wanna...

darkblack said...

Worked last time there was a dry spell, I reckon.

;>)

Labrys said...

Marvelous suggestion! Better than letting the GOP screw us without a cigarette chaser!

Pearl said...

Hot damn was that good.

And oddly compelling...

Pearl