I'd outlaw them all. But I would make one day a month a payed day off sort of holiday. Take a nap day. No gifts, candy, expensive feast, not family gatherings that aren't completely optional for family members to take a guilt free pass on.
I would keep Thanksgiving -- it's the one day that I eat meat....yeah....a big ol' honkin' turkey leg...yum....dark meat....and the crispy turkey skin....ooooh baby....
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if I were president I'd outlaw Halloween.
so there.
i'm with linda.
although, i'd probably go a little further and outlaw christmas and thanksgiving as well. new years too. and 4th of july.
i can live with easter for some reason.
I'd outlaw them all. But I would make one day a month a payed day off sort of holiday. Take a nap day. No gifts, candy, expensive feast, not family gatherings that aren't completely optional for family members to take a guilt free pass on.
I would keep Thanksgiving -- it's the one day that I eat meat....yeah....a big ol' honkin' turkey leg...yum....dark meat....and the crispy turkey skin....ooooh baby....
Ya, but wouldn't you rather eat it with friends than family? All of the deliciousness and none of the guilt and sniping.
Anita I bet the reason you can live with easter is that it makes you think of spring dresses.
"spring dresses" !!!
absolutely !!! you are SO intuitive !!!
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