A Simple Meme I Found At Mathman's Last Night

1. Five names you go by:
A. Piglet
B. Judy, Judy, Judy
C. Peg
D. Margaret
E. That savage bitch!!!

2. Three things you are wearing right now:
A. black thong
B. black lace bustier
C. steel toed construction boots, if they come in black.
Oh, this is supposed to be about what I'm really wearing? How boring. I have on 7 articles of clothing, all grey. I slept in this get-up last night, have worn it all day, and will sleep in it again tonight. Would you like a description of the food stains?

3. Two things you want very badly at the moment:
A. A few million dollars so I could bail out my friends
B. Pie

4. Three people who will probably fill this out:
A. Gail
B. LeeAnn
C. Linda (No pressure, whenever you feel like it, and it won't hurt anyone's feelings if you're not up to it or are too busy. I didn't get to be called That Savage Bitch without developing a callused hide. I can handle rejection. Unless Phillip is the one rejecting me. That I could not handle).

5. Two things you did last night:
A. Shredded my mother's paper life
B. Shredded my sordid past

6. Two things you ate today:
A. Ham
B. eggs

7. Two people you last talked to on the phone:
A. They'd have to kill me if I told you their names

8. Two things you are going to do tomorrow:
A. Go to the doctor to have my clotting factor tested
B. Grocery shop

9. Two longest car rides:
A. From New York to Salt Lake
B. Five minutes in a car going anywhere with my mother

10. Two of your favorite beverages:
A. A home-made latte
B. Earl Grey Tea, with sugar and milk